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society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman:okay.
society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
society:a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman:still seems pretty awful.
society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society:oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society:what third option?
woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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redscharlach:

What’s more topical than Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes, it’s Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Doing The Ice Bucket Challenge!

Unfortunately, otters find it rather difficult to donate to the MND Association in the UK or the ALS Association in the US, but I’ve heard they make particularly cute squeaky noises of gratitude when human beings make a donation instead…

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ladamania:

Still of Benedict Cumberbatch about to take the ice bucket challenge

ladamania:

Still of Benedict Cumberbatch about to take the ice bucket challenge

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6 days ago

jaclcfrost:

do you ever feel like mike wazowski

image

(Source: jaclcfrost, via unescapable)

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6 days ago
awwww-cute:

Shiner likes to feel like a superhero

awwww-cute:

Shiner likes to feel like a superhero

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago
iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

(via downfallofachemicaldrivenmind)

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1 week ago

incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

(via fake-mermaid)

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1 week ago

“You’re in my veins, you fuck.”
Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.

“You’re in my veins, you fuck.”

Pete Doherty says that this was the best text message he’d ever gotten from Kate Moss; she also wrote it on a wall of his bedroom in her own blood.

(Source: chromeair, via calins)

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1 week ago

baby's first words

mom:say mama
mom:say ma-ma
mom:say it!
baby:
baby:
baby:I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
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1 week ago

icorly:

mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

(Source: asscrab, via youremyunluckycharm)

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